Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore
Get fired by dog hating boss
Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along
Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees
Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy
Thanks puppy
Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride
Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once
Today must be "dig up ancient greentexts" day.
Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?
11 total posts in this community. I realize these are ancient, but unlike reddit, they haven't already been shared here dozens of times by different users with the same exact topic line. Let 'em fill it in
Today must be “I’m an ass” day.
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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