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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago

when you hire a cannibal to write the news

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

But the serving size is the same as with any human! It's the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll take the.crackling if you don't want it.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

[-] Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

How did you get your name like that?

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I dunno why you're getting all these downvotes... I got a free TIL out of it 🀷

[-] Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn't that different from reddit πŸ˜…

[-] Kuma@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all πŸ˜‚

[-] gosling@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

passive aggressive body positivity

[-] danielbln@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame's kiss to a personal urban retreat.

[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Higher than average space time distorters

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power

[-] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

This screams manufactured outrage.

[-] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Considering it's "keep6solid", and not any real news sources, yea.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago

Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be "politically correct".

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I don't know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I'll call myself high calorie from now on.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

God forbid anyone use the word "obese." Don't want to trigger anyone.

[-] zaph@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it's pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.

[-] trekman10@union.place 5 points 1 year ago

You couldn't possibly know if they're obese unless you were their doctor.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

[-] kajib@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

It is! But it's a bit sad we have to think about it.

[-] trekman10@union.place 2 points 1 year ago

@kajib @Cold_Brew_Enema literally they are just fat. It's not anyone's business besides their own. That the original story/post makes note of them as even "high calorie" is ridiculous too

[-] Dntshoot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Those fat asses are obese

[-] Halosheep@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.

I don't agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn't be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn't unhealthy is where I draw the line.

If I were medically overweight I'm sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.

[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

could have used "body-positive" for more positivity

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Damn they gonna burn that calories

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's a fantastic pun.

[-] dwan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US...

[-] Patrizsche@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

How will they ever be recognized with those little masks

[-] Fisk400@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.

[-] Dangy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.

[-] Fisk400@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn't mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.

[-] YaksDC@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] eth0slash0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Spudwart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Imperfect Cell writing articles now?

[-] Nika03@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Two fat hoes

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