Don't lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can't handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.
Given the greentext origin, I wonder if his wife was the first woman to give him the time of day and the dynamics of their relationship consist of him fearing that she might leave and he’ll revert to incelhood
man has issue with woman therefore he's an incel
Bruh why is this always the go to?
It's 4chan, so...
Because it's such a pathetically non-problem that he's complaining about as if it's the greatest challenge in the world.
I mean if I spent a lot of time and money keeping something clean and well maintained I'd be pretty fuckin upset if someone completely trashed it.
It doesn't matter what it is. It's something important to me and if you can't accept and respect that I think you're the bigger problem here.
NO SWIM ONLY SKIM
On the internet, nobody knows that you're a pool drain.
on 4chan
has a pool
hosts a party
Im sure this one is true
You forgot "has wife" 😁
No nappies in the pool is a reasonable rule. Lying to your wife is unreasonable. Also if you're a grown adult with an able body you should be able to defend your face from children. The key is to be gentle but firm. Children thrive on well established and reasonable boundaries.
"why aren't you socializing, anon".
Because you go on 4chan.
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
