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[-] Atin@lemmy.world 194 points 4 months ago

Trump will throw Ukraine under the bus.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 85 points 4 months ago

Lol seriously. Doesn't anyone remember why he was impeached? Come on.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 73 points 4 months ago

Which time? (Sorry, couldn't help myself. I need the small joys. )

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I like the jib of your cut, son.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Which time?

Edit: oh dammit. I now see someone else already made this joke. Ok, to make it up to you, I'll tell a different joke.

So a woman in her Chicago high rise apartment was beating a rug with a broom on her balcony. Suddenly a big burst of wind blew her over the railing.

Now she's falling from the 30th floor.

A man on the 25th floor sees this, catches her, and says "Wow, it must be my lucky day! A beautiful woman falls out of the sky and into my arms! Tell me young miss, do you suck dick?"

Outraged by this she screams "NO I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!"

So he drops her.

A man on the 20th floor sees her falling, and catches her. He says: Wow, it must be my lucky day! A beautiful woman falls out of the sky and into my arms! Tell me young miss, would you be willing to fuck me?"

Insulted by the idea she screams "NO I DON'T FUCK STRANGERS!!!"

So he drops her.

As she's falling, she realizes she's going to die, and in her final moments she prays. "Please god, just let ONE more person catch me! I promise to do any revolting thing they ask!"

And on the 15th floor, a woman catches her. Before her rescuer can say a word, the woman screams "I SUCK! I FUCK! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!"

Revolted by this, the woman holding her says "Slut!"

And drops her.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago

His plan will be to "give Putin everything he wants"

And then he'll be like "aren't I the greatest negotiator?!?"

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Absofuckinglutely.

[-] elrik@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago

Trump's plan is to end support for Ukraine.

[-] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago

His plan is to tell Ukraine to stop fighting and just let it happen.

[-] JesusSon@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

If it's good enough for the woman he rapes it's good enough for Ukraine.

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Everyone knows this, but it's difficult to point out how dogshit Trump's "plan" is if he refuses to state what his actual plan is.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

And when Putin asks Trump to accept the end of Ukraine and no longer accept the Ukrainian language as separate from Russian, he will immediately do some executive orders.

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[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago

Same plan he made in Syria and Afghanistan. Abandon US allies in the region, hand over all local assets to hostile forces and leak intel like damn spaghetti strainer.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ordered the DoD to hanf over all the intel we have about Ukraine to Russia and withdraw all other support and recon in the area.

[-] small44@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

The USA, Iran and Russia are responsible for syrian civil war. None should have got involved in it

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

Be as that may be, Trump absolutely selling out the Kurdish Militia that was a long time US ally in the region was not acceptable.

[-] small44@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

It doesn't change the fact that imperial powers ruined syria

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Imperial powers created Syria. Modern Syria anyway. The entire Middle East has been an Imperial project since colonialism. Pretty much only the Saudis and Israel (and Iran, if you want to count it as Middle Eastern) aren't on board.

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[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Trump absolutely selling out the Kurdish Militia

Shhh, the MSM isn't saying anything negative about the orange felon.

[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 12 points 4 months ago

34 time felon.

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[-] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 55 points 4 months ago

I think trump's plan is Ukraine = Russia, then master Vlad will be happy.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Sell Ukraine for Russian golf resorts

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

His plan is to hand you over to putin on a silver platter, for free.

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[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Remember when Trump said he would get rid of the ACA and they had a plan to replace it? But he never had a plan and eventually said "who knew healthcare was so complicated?" (Everybody knew it was complicated.) This is the exact same thing.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 4 months ago

if trump was president in 1940 ww2 would have never happened. Also ww1 for 1914. and civil war for 1861. If trump was president before we would all live in solid gold houses and drive rocket cars with zero pollution

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

It's sucking putins dick and giving him the land already stolen from Ukraine

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

His plan is sucking his master Putin's cock!

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

He will suck Putin's dick so hard that Russia will learn to respect the US again and never dare to start another war

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[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing Trump's plan to end the war is "Back Russia and help Putin crush Ukraine." Because (much like Trump's own sycophants) he doesn't realize that he'll the first under the bus when his master no longer needs him.

[-] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Trump has got to be among the biggest narcissists alive.

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[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 4 months ago

The plan? Ukraine surrenders unconditional and in totality.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 10 points 4 months ago

Everyone is saying his plan is to give Ukraine to Russia, but his actual plan is to try to give all of Europe to Russia by pulling out of NATO.

[-] Syntha@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Ukraine is cooked, with a divided France and a Trump presidency it's all but over.

[-] Moonrise2473@feddit.it 8 points 4 months ago

Like the far right in my country before the elections "We have the solution to fix the economy, vote for us" - without of course saying what they're going to do.

Unfortunately, majority of people believed them

Populism works, people like to vote for someone that says what they want to listen even if it's obvious that they're not going to do that

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