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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

place my gun on coffee table too

Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏

[-] PyroNeurosis 4 points 3 months ago

I like to imagine it's a long gun. Pulled from hammerspace.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like to imagine it’s a long gun. Pulled from hammerspace.

😏

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago

I’d love to know what happened next. I’m sure it was a hoot.

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[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

"Then the NRA made me president for life."

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He said “you passed the test” and offered me the job as his CTO. That dad was Professor Steven Hawking

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