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Anon meets his gf's parents
(sh.itjust.works)
Buckshot Roulette IRL
place my gun on coffee table too
Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏
I like to imagine it's a long gun. Pulled from hammerspace.
I like to imagine it’s a long gun. Pulled from hammerspace.

He said “you passed the test” and offered me the job as his CTO. That dad was Professor Steven Hawking
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