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[-] folekaule@lemmy.world 265 points 11 months ago

Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Pack it in guys this is the comment.

[-] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 114 points 11 months ago

I don't remember this scene in Shrek

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

It was the rule 34 version.

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 71 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 95 points 11 months ago

But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 37 points 11 months ago

But the human will let you suck her dick. So

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but I've already done that. So

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I learned I'm not into that. So

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 19 points 11 months ago
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

You might be taking the internet too seriously

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 5 points 11 months ago

You might take me too seriously

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Seriously might be taking too internet

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[-] growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

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[-] Liz@midwest.social 62 points 11 months ago

A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago

It's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Hehe you said "oral".

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 12 points 11 months ago

Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl's dick. It's girl dick, there isn't much interesting to say about it.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Don't knock it until you've tried it

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush ...

[-] Ketchup@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.

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[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 52 points 11 months ago

Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

[-] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 11 months ago

Dude didn't stutter. Saving the woman.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do?

[-] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago
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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

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[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

The Shrek paradox

[-] deezbutts@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

Let me see the human from the back

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[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 11 months ago

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 11 months ago

Donkeys don't drink coffee.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

Ace people: Guess you'll die then...

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I mean I'm sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

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[-] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago

Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago

it's the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos

[-] chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

They're cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well

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[-] don@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

Water is the universal solvent.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?

[-] leaveWitX@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Choose the first one, a talking donkey

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[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol

[-] deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'm curious

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