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Well, this is nice.
(i.imgur.com)
I think these people may, possibly, fuck.
Or it's just one person and they masturbate a lot.
to videos of themselves masturbating on a really gorgeous gothic bed
Wtf are the mirrors for?
Have a guess
That’s what they want you to think
More than each other...
Well now I'm jealous.
I adore this. It's got personality! If someone invited me up there, i'd feel weird if i wasn't in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.
A vampire wouldn't have five mirrors, a serial killer, might.
the crosses make me think it's for a serial killer of vampires
Blade's shag pad?
For when Blade gets laid?
He is... the Dayporker.
So, Dexter meets Buffy. I’d watch that.
Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!
I nust sent this photo to my friend, who is 100% Morticia Adams and she said she loves it.
Honestly, this isn't the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you're going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!
Also, that TV looks like it'd be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down...
TV too high.
Tell me someone ported the sub.
TV too high.
Not in the position you'll be in with the bed attachments and sex swing.
I’m surprised the walls are white. I wonder if the realtor made them repaint before listing.
I think the white walls and the new build-ness is what makes this seem off to me. Vampire chic is not my style at all but I can appreciate some people might like it. But it just looks a bit icky with the white walls!
The white walls are definitely it. I mean how hard is it to get some black paint?
Forget black. Some deep wine red or Bordeaux purple. Gotta have some contrast with the black faux cast iron.
Is there an awful taste but great execution magazine?
Yes there is !ATBGE@lemmy.world but I still haven’t mastered community links, sorry!
I think it would be !ATBGE?
Edit: Yeah you have to type this:
[!ATBGE@lemmy.world](/c/ATBGE@lemmy.world)
Also, thanks, I subscribed!
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !atbge@lemmy.world
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075
Here's the whole listing! So happy it's still up. The house is really consistently decorated. Wouldn't have expected to see football memorabilia and goth aesthetic to match so well.
If that were in my state it would be snatched up
There's another TV (?) blocking the window, so I like to think they just play videos of outdoors where it's nicer, and they're living like they're in Total Recall.
On the left of the bed?
Hate to break it to you, but that's a reflection of the bed/headboard in the mirror on that side.
Edit: said mirrored door of closet, on 2nd look it's just straight up a mirror.
When you don't have a basement, but need a dungeon.
Is this Wednesday's room?
Wednesday’s room was far cooler!
Is she single?
I've seen stuff like this in VRChat, and while scrolling my first thought was "oh what, there's a VR community on here?"
...I don't know what that says about me, but I don't think it's a good thing.
....i actually dig the aestethics. Fight me.
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this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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