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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

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[-] secretlyaddictedtolinux@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It's a stupid article because the guy in the picture is so hot no one would care what the fuck he would say. His words could be completely incoherent and everyone would still want to have sex with him.

It figures this "funny" article came from Australia, the worst country in the world. One day I hope AI finds technology to sink that that horrible island and all of it's koalas kangaroos and sexy resettled British convicts to the bottom of the ocean. The article is a good reminder to people from Australia that just because you're extremely sexy doesn't mean you're extremely funny.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

aussies are some of the most congenial people ive ever met. their culture (from my brief experience) is very egalitarian. it was such a nice change from all the individualistic crap here in america.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It figures this "critical" comment came from lemmy.world, the worst instance in the fediverse. One day I hope AI finds technology to sink that that horrible instance and all of it's koalas kangaroos and sexy resettled reddit convicts to the bottom of the ocean. The comment is a good reminder to people from lemmy.world that just because you're extremely gay doesn't mean you're extremely witty.

Edit: i should have added the /s

[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

So the have lemmy in New Zealand lmao

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[-] geography082@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I use to call to females woman

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I write it females because I don't like the look of the word woman, it's not a sexist thing it just never looks right to me and I always worry I did it wrong.

[-] geography082@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Never be sorry . No one can tell you you did something wrong

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