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It's a stupid article because the guy in the picture is so hot no one would care what the fuck he would say. His words could be completely incoherent and everyone would still want to have sex with him.

It figures this "funny" article came from Australia, the worst country in the world. One day I hope AI finds technology to sink that that horrible island and all of it's koalas kangaroos and sexy resettled British convicts to the bottom of the ocean. The article is a good reminder to people from Australia that just because you're extremely sexy doesn't mean you're extremely funny.

[-] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 months ago

Found the guy who calls women "females"

[-] CalamityPayne@jlai.lu 8 points 6 months ago

What the fuck did you just spout? ๐Ÿ˜‚

the truth...

I spouted the truth.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

aussies are some of the most congenial people ive ever met. their culture (from my brief experience) is very egalitarian. it was such a nice change from all the individualistic crap here in america.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It figures this "critical" comment came from lemmy.world, the worst instance in the fediverse. One day I hope AI finds technology to sink that that horrible instance and all of it's koalas kangaroos and sexy resettled reddit convicts to the bottom of the ocean. The comment is a good reminder to people from lemmy.world that just because you're extremely gay doesn't mean you're extremely witty.

Edit: i should have added the /s

[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

So the have lemmy in New Zealand lmao

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