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wizards council ain’t shit rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 6 months ago by glizzyguzzler to c/196

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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

What if I don't have them? 🤔

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

What if I don't have those either?

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 6 months ago

OCULAR TORSION

[-] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 6 months ago

Orifice Shuffle!

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days

[-] glizzyguzzler 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 6 months ago

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

What a twist!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Mend BUTT CRACK!!

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Y O J I M B O

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 6 months ago

[-] alx 5 points 6 months ago

The TT!

[-] kittenzrulz123 3 points 6 months ago

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