Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl
Fantasy animal blood Sports is 100% pokemon. I'm not sure about Florida man, though.
im annoyed i didn't get those because i am avid fans of both.
weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.
Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.
This fits most shooter games
The most kid filled shooter, because kids are psychos. So Fortnite?
I'm also thinking Borderlands
a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.
Alt: a scientist comes late to work, causes apocalypse
You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.
E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.
Dark souls, final answer
Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.
Pheonix Wright
I was tempted to just say "gay lawyers", but the challenge was a BAD description, and that one is just too good.
A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer
I didn't know Mike Tyson's autobiography was made into a video game
a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.
sounds like another trump term
Okay I have to know wtf you're talking about
it's a brief summary of the second half of Sam & Max: Save The World.
woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk
and gets turned into Lego minifigure as a punishment?
Plastic woman hunts plastic metal animals for some reason
Destry the local economy by flooding the market with groceries, animal products, and fermented goods.
Stardew
Game: bodily fluid kills monsters
Book: black juice shows you horrors
vegetable commits many crimes
Veggie tales has taken a harsh turn since i last saw it.
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