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Creepy insane boomer wants attention from blonde who probably reminds him of his daughter he wants to have sex with

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

C'mon man.......that's TOO on the nose!

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I’m not a Taylor swift fan by any means but she has some catchy pop songs, I appreciate that her sheer popularity gets under his skin

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 2 years ago

Is “endorse” a new euphemism?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

"...like ever."

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ok guys. Hear me out. What if Taylor only agreed to be assosiated with him for as long as he started showing respect to women? The second he says even ONE disrespectable thing, she would be done with him. What if she showed him the error of his ways? Maybe she punishes him for his past ways...What if she showed him what its like to get punished as a consequence for his actions? Like maybe she bare ass spanked him? Maybe with a rolled up magazine..........wait, why does this already sound firmiliar? Like something he might enjoy?

Nah, nothing like that would ever happen in real life. If it did, it would be exactly the type of thing that would come to light if he were ever taken to court. And he's in court a LOT. So if that ever DID happen, you could be assured in knowing that every single person in the country would know that former president trump, who was twice impeached and 34 times convicted so far, likes being spanked with a rolled up newspaper. Everybody would have to make sure it was known that former president trump, who was twice impeached and 34 times convicted so far, likes being spanked with a rolled up newspaper.

And people on the streets would say "Hey, did you hear? Former president trump, who was twice impeached and 34 times convicted so far, likes being spanked with a rolled up newspaper."

Yep. That's what they would say, alright!

[-] eskimofry@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's what we thought about Elon Musk too... but we know Billionaires generally shift conservative. Guess what... swift is a billionaire now.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, but unlike Musk, she's capable of more than hype.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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