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Titta...
(lemmy.world)
Okay, this made me laugh out loud
Family member: "what's so funny?"
Me: "snort titta"
(I didn't show them the comic I have self respect)
Titta
This is such an old joke.
Classic
FTFY
Almost 9 years old now.
No, definitely older than that. I remember hearing it 15 to 20 years ago.
I shoulda said at least 9 years old.
Yeah, you should have. This will haunt you to the grave.
๐ Titta
One of my friends read this very same greentext back then when it was new and he told it to our friend group like it happened to him. Everyone laughed their asses off and had him as a person that knew how to laugh at themselves. Years later, while doomscrolling, I ended up watching a Instagram reel of a standup routine with this very same joke. We were devastated when I broke the news that our humble friend spun a web of lies.
5-flush shits. Not a lot of fun with a slow filling cistern
In this moment you just want to vanish yourself
isn't this a jack Whitehall bit? i wonder who invented it
Most likely it's not authored by him either. Doesn't seem terribly creative, him.
Jack Whitehall is famed for writing very little of his own material.
Yes, I was trying to put it politely that he's a fucking hack.
I had no idea
As someone that used to be tasked with clearing other people's shit at work, here's how you fix a clogged toilet without a plunger:
first of all DO NOT FLUSH! Stay tf away from the handle on the toilet until the clog is cleared. shutoff the water if possible, there should be a valve between the toilet and the wall that you turn 90ยฐ. Even then there's still water in the tank, so I repeat do not flush!
If the clog isn't 100% and some water can slowly drain through, leave it for a few minutes and come back. You want the water level in the bowl as low as possible. Next, fill a small trash can with hot water. not boiling, just the hottest you can get from the tap. Now dump that hot water in the toilet bowl. Be quick about it, but not so quick that you can't stop yourself from overflowing
The hot water and large volume helps break things up. manually pouring you can dump a lot more water in the bowl a lot faster than flushing normally will without the risk of overflowing.
This never fails to make me laugh ๐
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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