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Big Surprise (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 246 points 1 year ago

This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

"Oh god! You're finally awake!!! Babe, you've been asleep for two years!!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Look how long you've been gone!"

"Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep."

"No it isn't! Look at my hair!"

"Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice."

I'm not good with details.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn't notice.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn't say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn't realize she did.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 194 points 1 year ago

"Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?"

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 year ago

Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we're old.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With the newgrounds link as well โค๏ธ

Of course they're all on YouTube nowadays

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 151 points 1 year ago

I can see why he married her.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry ~~a woman like her one day.~~

[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 12 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a girlfriend

[-] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a ~~girl~~friend

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 89 points 1 year ago

That was a good twist

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

"Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep."

"Nice, all plans cancelled with a valid excuse."

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

My husband shaved his beard when I was napping one day and came to wake me up. I had no idea who he was.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Watch La Moustache with him.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

You were trying to cross the border, right?

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

โ€œOh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!โ€

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

My first thought was "what the fuck"

Then I looked at who posted it and went "that's pretty tame actually"

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

That would be a coma

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Cralex@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Same here. Clearly I need more sleep.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So you are finally awake Link...

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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