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[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 55 points 6 months ago

I'm not inside my skin. I am my skin.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

You're a bundle of neurons piloting a skeleton inside a wetsuit

When you're in a Jaeger, you can fight the hurricane.

[-] cholesterol@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I am not up my ass. I am my ass.

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 months ago

They have nerves throughout their shells and can feel even gentle touch.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah time to pet some turts

[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

I've seen turtles love getting brushed by a soft bristle stuff like toothbrushes plus you alao clean them

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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago

Yeah? Then explain this, mister '''''''scientist'''''''

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

This is just yet another example of legacy media lying to us.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 33 points 6 months ago

So my head is not "inside" my skull but *is* my skull? Is the brain not a part of my head?

[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 33 points 6 months ago

What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?

Anyway, I think what they're getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 11 points 6 months ago

Most ppl think they have a skeleton inside them. But If you think of you as your brain (as many would day). Then your actually inside your skeleton.

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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

I get what they try to say. But it's just funny that they correct a statement with another wrong statement.

[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago

What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between "turtle" and "shell" is a bit blurred

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

You cannot survive without air but you're not air

[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

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[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

You can bring extra air and survive just fine.

You can't bring an extra skull.

Likewise, a hermit crab can bring an extra shell, but a turtle cannot bring an extra shell.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 6 months ago

Can you put any external part of yourself inside your skull? That's the difference.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 6 months ago

*shows toungue and puts it back in

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ooo, good point. But is it moving an internal part outside the skull? What's the default location of a tongue?? I'm lost in the science!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago

According to scientists, the default is outside
source

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[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago

I think the right analogy would be to say "you are not inside your skull, you are your skull". And I would count this as a more or less correct statement.

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[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 months ago

Idk I see a big cavity that would contain turtle...

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[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

I feel like an annual reminder would be entirely sufficient, to be honest.

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 18 points 6 months ago

That's tortoise silly billy

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

who should i trust? Nintendo or a random person on the Internet?

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[-] blindsight@beehaw.org 12 points 6 months ago

I learned from Franklin books and Mario games that you're wrong. A picture showing a clear cavity where a turtle could pop out won't convince me!

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Please don't tap/knock on turtle shells. It would be like someone knocking directly on your bones.

[-] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

My bones are not weak, they can take it.

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Your bones are not weak but its still not a good excuse to abuse a turtle by knocking on its shell.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Surviving and getting pissed off are totally different things that can happen at the same time...

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[-] Trashcan@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

That's neat and all. But how do they retract their heads?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

And feet, especially box turtles. Some species can indeed go inside their shells - while still being a part of the shell itself, of course.

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[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

They can feel touch through their shells

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
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