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submitted 5 months ago by FakeGreekGirl to c/196
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 5 months ago

Chocolate = Poison

Police = Venomous

The difference? You don't have to eat a cop for it to kill you.

[-] FakeGreekGirl 21 points 5 months ago

So, we eat the cops as a side dish when we eat the rich, right?

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 10 points 5 months ago

We might need to make the police the appetizer because they stand between us and the rich

The chips and salsa, so to speak

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

*CHPs n salsa

[-] FakeGreekGirl 3 points 5 months ago
[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can't eat cops.

A bit too high fat for me. And the types that aren't, are likely pumped with steroids.

I've reached the age where I have to think about who I eat.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

If your dog is big enough and the chocolate is mostly milk and white, it'll probably be fine.

Don't let your dog eat a box of chocolate though.

[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 1 points 5 months ago

Before I saw the post I read the title and assumed the post was gonna be about dm_gump

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