I felt like I had already missed that chopper until I met my current gf earlier that year

I guess in this analogy I'd be a conscientious objector

I just asked this to my wife and she said "I mean yes, the answer is yes"

I miss the hunt of the "old days" but i'm glad i'm not mixed in with little miss "can't put her phone down to have a decent conversation".

The shit i pulled in my teens to land some girls would get me in trouble with security nowadays, the girls i met would come back for more.

I definitely won when it came to finding a significant other compared to the younger folk. But they mess it up themselves and blame the other for being just as incapable, one of you need to open their eyes and make a change or else you're all doomed.