I would date them so we can amaze people about the amount of movies and shows we haven't watched combined.

Why is that a bad thing? You could watch them together

So date them, show them a movie every night, and see how many it takes for them to say, “Seen it.” Then repeat. EZPZ

Yeah I watch a lot of TV shows... The same ones over and over

I see Lemmy's source code instead of movies

Oh, so you’re a movie fan? Name every Hallmark movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubEPFxqahg&t=55s (note the the 0:55 timestamp)

i miss vine

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