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[-] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago
[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

"Gastroenterologists who X-rayed Lotito’s stomach said he was capable of consuming 2 pounds per day, according to his Guinness World Records entry."

I often read things and think about them and realize that it's so absurd I can't believe anyone tried to pass it off as true, and this is one of them.

Gastroenterologist: "Oh yeah, that stomach can consume metal, I know because..." Because what? You've been trained to identify stomachs that can digest metal using X-rays? What day of gastroenterologist school was that?

Go Google abdominal X-ray. You can't even tell where the stomach is, it's just a cloudy area.

"Oh yeah, that cloudy area there can definitely digest metal, I can tell just by looking at it. I'd say it can digest, say, a pound and a half easily. Probably two pounds. Probably not two and a half though, I can tell just by looking at it that two pounds would be too much. "

[-] otto_von@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Maybe they made multiple X rays and looked at how much the iron in his body decreased

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Or maybe, and this may sound a little crazy but maybe the guy didn't eat an airplane

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6259445/

Iron toxicity from a patient that literally just took too many supplements.

You know how they say everybody has about a nail's worth of iron in their body?

It turns out that you definitely don't want a pound of it in your stomach.

Also turns out that a lot of other metals are the same kind of thing. Not gold though, it's generally not chemically active, so eat all the gold you want.

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So what you’re saying is it was a gold cessna

[-] lemmus@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

They should have given him an MRI scan to be completely sure.

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 months ago

Now look at an x-ray of an abdomen with a metallic object in it. Seems pretty plausible thata person could look at an x-ray containing a bunch of metal and approximate how much of it there is.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 23 points 5 months ago

It was also in the Guinness book of records at some point.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Doesn't confer much credibility if we're being honest

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yea they gave Bono the record when Randy clearly won

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 months ago

Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That's nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It's plain.
(⁠☞゚⁠∀゚⁠)⁠☞ ☜(°⁠∀°☜⁠)

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I want "bullshit" for a thousand, Alex.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 31 points 5 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

As fake as hell as this sounds, no this guy was for real. Check out his list of total objects consumed.


At least:[3][8] [citation needed]

  • 45 door hinges
  • 18 bicycles
  • 15 shopping carts
  • 7 TV sets
  • 6 chandeliers
  • 2 beds
  • 1 pair of skis
  • 1 computer
  • 1 copy of the textbook Gravitation by Misner, Thorne and Wheeler.
  • 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
  • 1 waterbed (full of water)
  • 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
  • 1 coffin (with handles)
  • 1 Guinness award plaque
  • Assorted razors and bolts
[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago

1 Guinness award plaque

Get Guinness Award

Eat the plaque

Refuse to elaborate

Leave

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Citation needed...

[-] Lommy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, bullshit.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 24 points 5 months ago

I wonder if he had to work up to it, or was just winging it.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 20 points 5 months ago

I think he just went for it without thinking about it, plane and simple

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago
[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Getting knots in my stomach just thinking about it

[-] doubletwist@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'm sure it flew right down his throat.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

This man wiped his ass with steel wool.

[-] Titou@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Common lunch in France

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

And for dessert he ate a dozen drones.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

...and a waffer theen meent

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I too would rather eat a plane then french cooking.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

He meant what he said. The plane is the hors d'oeuvre.

[-] Titou@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

You prefer eating over-transformed junk food and that's okay

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You're on the fediverse. There's no need to try and seem cultured, you ain't get that boulder up the hill.

[-] Titou@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Im just spitting facts

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Was he the guy known as Monsieur Mangetout (Mr Eat everything, probably mangling the spelling), or was that someone else?

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

It.

Probably.

Took.

Him.

Less.

Than.

Three.

Full.

Years.

What a guy.

[-] jsqribe@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
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