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[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

A nice charm of Lemmy is that people will post this every couple of months until the site dies.

No shade to OP, it's a nice little consistent thing we'll have.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 10 months ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

New to me also.

OP, can I get a peach?

[-] boeman@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Only the original is delicious

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

You are correct, I still want the peach.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Mom said it was MY turn to post this! /j

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's kind of cute when this happens though.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 39 points 10 months ago

You think that lemon mascot fucks?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Judging by its face, it definitely at least eats pussy.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago

Oh it definitely eats something, that's for sure.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago
[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

babe the new service logo just dropped

[-] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

just a few hours before rule 34 of this lemon exists, I'm sure

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

I’d let him gobble my glizzy

[-] Theme 25 points 10 months ago

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

[-] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 24 points 10 months ago

If I came across these, I think I'd have to buy one, in solidarity with my favourite social media platform. The peach one sounds yum!

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

This man dares to eat a peach.

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Taking a moment to thank the creators of Lemmy, who get boatloads of abuse and zero appreciation from the commie/tankie haters. I don't always agree with their politics, I do on enough, but fact is, none of us would be here, without them.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago

I’ve had one. They’re OK, but high in sugar.

[-] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Hardly a rave review :P

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 15 points 10 months ago

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ok.........but whats the rest of the joke???

[-] llamapants@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

OOP posts "out shopping, found this" the very next post in OPs feed is "woman out shopping, finds husband" making it seem like OOP and the woman in the second post are the same person and her husband is the lemmy soda(juice?)

[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

5$ for less than a half liter. My lord...

[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

It's $5 for 4 of them.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago
[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I mean, with inflation being what it has been since covid, you can understand why his reaction was disappointment (while still believing it to be true) rather than laughing at the idea of paying $5 for 1 bottle, as I would have done 5 years ago.

"No really, what is it? Like $0.70? A dollar???? Whoooo boy. Pushing it to expensive with that dollar price......FIVE DOLLARS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok, no, really what is it? Like $0.80?"

And now if that sign says $5 we all just hang our heads in disgrace and accept that THIS is where inflation is right now.

Granted that's NOT what it is, but you'll excuse us for thinking this is where we are now.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

I swear I've seen inflation hit processed foods far harder than it has less processed foods. That and the delta between off-brand and name brand has become massive. At least $5 for a large bag of FritoLay chips, but most off brands are still less than $2 for roughly equivalent product

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Wait until you find out what happened to egg and milk prices in 2022.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

That part was interesting, since I live in a rural area surrounded by farms (primarily feed corn and livestock but across the many family farms around where I live pretty much everything gets farmed), and while I saw egg prices rise, milk prices largely remained the same with just noticable shortages

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Breaking: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Gay Frogs And Love The Lemmynade

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

I thought this is the lemmy lemonade fan forum. Hell, what is this place?

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Hi! We imagine that Starfleet runs NixOS here.

[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Lemmy got so popular they named a lemonade after it. Truly amazing

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'll take 2 cases of each, please.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Implying that the strawberry and peach flavors aren't delicious? 🤔

[-] Mobile@leminal.space 2 points 10 months ago

Ooooh. Any recommendations on this product?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Too much sugar for me, did not try it!

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless...)

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