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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cum.

I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.

[-] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 43 points 10 months ago

Thank you for your snackrifice.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 10 months ago

All goon things must come to an end. 😌

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 10 months ago

What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago

I respect your commitment to telling the truth!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Did you aim it towards your face?

[-] hidden_splendor@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Taquito

Fits pretty well if you ask me...

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho

[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago
[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Hule@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

As long as it's non-toxic.

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[-] HFMo@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Hush Puppy.

That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

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[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

please be referring to dick

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago
[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Fuck I want a banh mi

[-] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Totino's Pizza Rolls

[-] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Marzanna@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kefir

Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Same! Fits him like a glove too.

[-] Entropy 7 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?

Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Croquette and I think it's a great name

[-] chtk@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago

Tripple Choco Cookie.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 10 months ago

Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago
[-] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

My girlfriends ass?

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago

Chicken caesar wrap

[-] Snailpope@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] christov@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Katsu

Happy with that!

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

Chips and queso

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[-] hudson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago
[-] ThelittleDoe 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Cimmanim Roll!

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