[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

I'm gonna guess the side of Waterloo station

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago

I love this comic but why would you spell it Mario Cart

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

"hey Greg, how are you doing man?? We haven't talked in a while!"

"I'm sorry, I don't want to talk to you right now"

hangs up

Yeah, it's that easy and definitely won't make people think you're an asshole!

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

And that's the story about how I lost both my cat and my front teeth on the same night!

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

One for the money, two for the better green

3,4 Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

There are people that don't get headaches?

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I can't belive they didn't include Westward Ho!, the only place name in the UK which officially includes an exclamation mark.

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

Your mom's what??

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Yes, but I read all of their voices in a British accent because I'm British

[-] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry about your dog's anus

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