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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 77 points 10 months ago

I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.

[-] kaupas24@kbin.social 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

@fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :xq and :q! and watch the world burn

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

:q! Is the only vim command I know pls don't do this to me. :,)

[-] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I think there's a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that...

[-] businessfish 13 points 10 months ago

fun unsolicited vim fact: just :x works as save and quit

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

I see, "X" as in "encrypt", got it. Easy to remember, and not confusing at all. I love Vím!

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Its for XEncrypt so it posts to twitter after encrypting

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 10 months ago

unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them. I tend to post them over a span of an hour or so. Remember we are tiny, trying to weave us a bit more.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.

[-] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But surely with a higher mass, they'll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

I wish everyone was addicted to crack

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice

You just need to work around da rulez

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone's blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago
[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch

noo timmy, you're still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!

Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.

LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I don't feel very positive about this idea.

[-] kaupas24@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

@fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can't directly reply to your comment, but :xq is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

I :q! then nano lmao

[-] Hule@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Inaccurate format, mischaracterizes Cosmo and Wanda.

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 26 points 10 months ago

Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

It's a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.

[-] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Specifically that characterization is what I see as inaccurate. Wanda was wacky and irresponsible, too. Cosmo was just more of a ditz about it.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!

this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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