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[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Simple. 3 steps. Build him a sick SQL database of all his texts spells etc, encrypt it and set a 48hr nuke exe to my Fitbit heart rate. Buy him a dope French press to prepare him great coffee and subconsciously develops a dependency for me. Hope he doesn't let his necromancer friends experiment on me.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The creature in the cage is the current intern, who is about to leave. The two skulls are the past interns, who didn't work out.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The books “best of mad magazine” and “vegetarian cooking”.

this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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