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Pills (Take Two) (lemmy.zip)
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[-] xfts@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the "Make bell sounds at will" one

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something

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[-] HEXN3T 5 points 11 months ago

Shoebox filled with ketamine... and then a shoebox filled with ketamine.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I like the way you think

[-] egonallanon@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Anyone who is saying anything other than take the random pill twice is a coward.

[-] drathvedro@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Collapse civilization and "kill any one person of your choosing" on myself

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

Hell you can just run for American president and off yourself in a bunker if that's all you want

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[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.

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[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.

[-] jpablo68@infosec.pub 4 points 11 months ago

Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.

With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.

Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.

[-] mononomi@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shoebox full of gold. If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $8M or so. Not sure about second one

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

Throw in a winning Eurojackpot ticket and a USB drive with some bitcoin.

[-] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

The USB drive has wallet keys to every lost or forgotten bitcoin wallet since bitcoin was new.

"According to Fortune, around 2.9 million Bitcoins have been lost"

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"Change your skin color instantly any time" and "teleport to the closest beach at any time". I'll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I'll change my skin color, and once I get the money I'll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I'll only use once I'm completely safe)

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[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, and anyone else who is a threat to global peace.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If you had the "summon a dr. pepper every 14.5 hours anywhere" you could send those dr. peppers to Palestine to help fight the famine.

but honestly, there are other parts of the world that have famine too. You could stay busy your whole life sending dr. peppers.

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[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

5 months experience and eat wood. duh.

[-] nicknonya 3 points 11 months ago

5 months experience and the answer to any one question

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Free fiberglass powder makes a great pocket sand

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[-] Vej@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Money, immunity to cancer.

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