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[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago
[-] Mesophar@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 28 points 6 months ago

It's within a root shell (#).

[-] Mesophar@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

I know, I just wanted to give an access denied for the lolz (especially since I see that message basically every time I run pacman, forgetting to either sudo or run in root shell >.>;; )

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 41 points 6 months ago

Have you looked in the Wiki?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wiki was unclear...

If the female still doesn't willingly take her clothes off, you're probably dealing with another Arch user.

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 27 points 6 months ago

Well, not everyone will let you recompile their kernel, if you catch my drift.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

What if I aim for just the dongle drivers 🤔...

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

Well, you can try, but I bet you'll encounter unmet dependencies, namely "host-good-looks" and "nice"

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I think everyone from here to Pluto caught that drift

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

You probably just used the wrong command.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago

Ah, missing sudo, thanks 😊.

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

root's password:

[-] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Yes, Si... System Administrator.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Oh no, something wrong and your password just got echoed into the terminal!

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wouldn’t know. Never happened. 😎

..

Because.. I’ve never talked to a girl.

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I once told my gf

sudo marry me
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Yes baby, leave your Arch shirt on too.

I use a Swedish penis pump, btw.

this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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