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[-] ech@lemm.ee 121 points 6 months ago
[-] Gordon@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago
[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

It makes sense, but doesn't follow the format of the meme, which uses "my" (as you, no doubt, already knew).

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 months ago

Silence thyself and take mine wealth?

(Can't use taketh, it's like takes, not take)

[-] MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 6 months ago

“Mine” before a vowel, “my” before a consonant.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

Oh! That's why it seemed off. Okay, "take mine earnings" would be okay then?

[-] TeNppa@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

~~"Earnings" is a consonant and "earn" would be the vowel.~~ Sorry my Bad!

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Something tells me you got consonants and vowels mixed up with nouns and verbs. E is always a vowel lol

[-] TeNppa@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

Hah true! Better not comment before I've had my morning coffee lol

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Lmao all good, it gave me a laugh and we all make mistakes XD

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

But never mine within a bowel.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Or do... We don't kink shame here...

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

As long as you're wearing a helmet and have a canary, I guess 🤷

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Perfect! Time to go body spelunking!

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

Stint thy clappe und tac thy coyne!

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Now, see, we're still running into the same problem here

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Love "Stint thy clapped" but the 2nd "thy" puts us back where we started where we started. And "und" and sounds a bit too Germanic to me...

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 18 points 6 months ago

"shut up and take your money" is not the meme

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

The meme is Monty Python's version of King Arthur. I totally believe they would switch it around for the joke. It might not be grammatically the same, but it's thematically correct.

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Specifically the singular version of your. You used to be plural version only.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] ech@lemm.ee 37 points 6 months ago

That would make it "Take 'you' money".

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago

Monty Python and Futurama is the crossover I never knew I wanted

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled like Slurm!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We're going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.

Sir Robender: I'm not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.


Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!

Branniganthrax: Oh, I'll show it to you. How would you like some... [Steps closer] peril?

Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.


Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.

Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.

Hermes: What...is your name?

Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.

Hermes: What...is your quest?

Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn't listening.

Hermes: [sighs] What...is your favorite color?

Fry: Purple-orange.

Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.

Robender: What?! THAT'S EASY!


Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.

Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord...

Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!


Fry-thur: One...two...five!

Leelancelot: Three, Fry.

Fry-thur: What?

[Explosion]


Fry-thur: Whoa, that's cool. What's your name?

Enchantress: There are some who call me...Amy?

Fry-thur: Dope.

Amy: I know, right?


Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

Matt Groenig (live action): I'll never die.

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I just watched this in my head. Thank you.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write. And it definitely got away from me.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

- She turned you into a newt?
- It's okay. I had another guy.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 6 months ago
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 6 months ago

CNC machining often uses the same filetypes. I don't know how long 3D printed parts would work here.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Often I see CNC machining use CSG formats, while 3d printing boundary representation formats.

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Looks like I can avoid plastic by printing some templates and using a band saw. Probably will have to do some redesigning to make it work on my bike since I have shocks up front and a rack in the back.

[-] Hedup@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

“You’re using coconuts!”

“Yes.”

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Where did you get the coconuts?

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[-] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago
[-] kofe@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The swallow flies south in the winter but these are not strangers in our land.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Cut the handles off a couple of plastic coffee cups and use those

this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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