Cool story, bro.

Or my personal favorite, "that's just like, your opinion, man."

Inshallah (wikipedia)

Something that I often say to myself to end contemplation paralysis is "What's the worst that can happen?" or "What's the worst case scenario?" If I'm debating trying something in the kitchen. "What's the worst that can happen? I waste a few cups of flour and some yeast."

“It is what it is”

At the end of the day, you never know.

Even when i hear those things it makes me want to explore a situation deeper because such phrases are indicative of an ignorant, fatalistic attitude that begs to be illuminated

I kinda like 'its all good'. Which I never took to mean it was good but 'what you say when things go horribly wrong' as a joking meaning,aka it's the situation you can't change now so just go with it until you can change things.

Getting up from the sofa, combining the "old man standing up"-noises with a vague "yes, yes, yes..." then walking away.