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submitted 4 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

No word of a lie:

Jeremy Clarkson has secured the title of the UK's sexiest man for the second consecutive year.

The 64-year-old presenter surpassed notable contenders such as Prince William, Idris Elba, and Cillian Murphy in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, that brands itself “the best online dating site for married people”.

The Clarkson's Farm star achieved an impressive score of nine out of 10 points in the survey.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland secured the second spot in the UK's sexiest man list, which coincides with his return to the West End.

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[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago

He's only 64? I feel like he's been 64 for 15 years

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 55 points 4 months ago

UK

Cillian Murphy

at it again I see

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 23 points 4 months ago
[-] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

I feel there's additional context needed to explain this website and saying.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 14 points 4 months ago

I assume it's a static page because we're always at it, we can't help ourselves.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Oh right! I thought the address was "Are the Brits a tit again"

[-] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago
[-] Plum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

He's from the expressly not-British part.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Kilian Navyman, the famous brummie actor?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Heh heh, I thought that.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 4 months ago

I’m guessing this is what we left the EU for

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

when is he due to give birth?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah, Britain's response to the...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I'd definitely go with Idris Alba, or Spider-Man, but I'm not a woman, or a gay man, so what do I know?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago

It's OK, women and gay men were unlikely to be well-represented amongst the people polled.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

It's ok no one is straight enough not to be attracted to Idris Elba

Cackles in asexual I possess no such weakness

[-] fruity@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Notable contenders such as Prince William

xD

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I bet none of the other guys wept over the death of a piglet

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

What about Alfred Molina, then?

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago
[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago
[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

But they included an Irish guy in the list...

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

Fair point, friend. But I didn't produce the list. Just pointing out a fact.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

He's at least from the British Isles.

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