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How big is this dog?
(slrpnk.net)
Neighbor: Why does this dog eat so much corn!?!
Corn? I don't reMEMBAH eating any corn!
What you want to do is get one that is more roughly shaped but still recognisable as a paw print and have the paw part be made of a soft material that hard enough to leave paw prints in dort but inconsistentently so the paw prints in the dirt aren't perfectly uniform
It would also be better to have the paw part be casted from a real dog paw
Are there really people who don't have authentic paw casts for this?
Mounted four of mine on one of these:
Neighbor: this dog really needs to see a vet. It's like he's living on beer and beans!
Lol I do this, but instead of footprints I poop
I think they meant, that they also pooped, since the neighbor was ranting about the poop ( it must have been a dog in their logic, because of the dog footprints )
Oh man, I seriously missed that and thought I was being clever lol.
Sonofa
It's okay, I thought you meant that you were turning the poop into footprints, which was disturbing to imagine.
That... Uh, that is what I meant! Yeah!
Next up: The cat box.
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this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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