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Can confirm. I saw one of the plots and the plot looked at me. (lemmy.world)
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[-] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 months ago

I thought it said "if you can't jack off every single character in a video game..." and I was like

spoilerHELL YEAH BROTHER CRANK THOSE HOGS

[-] Kit 11 points 5 months ago

I also thought it said this and wondered what games allow you to jerk off the guys.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

I also read it that way and was like "I have missed a lot about modern gaming, it seems, what year is it now?"

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

DIDN'T HEAR SHIT UNTIL YOU SAID WHAT MATTERED BROTHER. HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY AND KEEP ON CRANKIN

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure how I feel about this. If I can jerk off to every single character in a game that would imply there is a female protagonist which offends me.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago

There may be no protagonist, though 🤔 it'll be some kind of art house

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Skill issue.

I've jerked off to every boss in Bloodborne.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Is your username the first thing you ever beat your meat to?

[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 10 points 5 months ago

The plot looked at you?

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

It's an appripriately changed quote from the Simpsons. "I saw one of the babies and it looked at me."

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And then Wiggum asks Ralph "The baby looked at you?"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Ash? Get me Professor Oak.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

And if you gaze for long into the plot, the plot gazes also into you.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Gaze apon the plots and despair for they are barren.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, it's fine. We played Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley. We can save them.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

As someone who mostly retro games, agreed. Look at these ~~two~~ five stallions.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I always loved tetris more than anything else but never could put my finger on why...

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