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[-] floral_toxicity@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

At least they didn't ask for a dirty martini.

[-] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 23 points 1 year ago

Ahhh dry martinis. How can you drink a giant shot of straight gin/vodka without being judged? Chill it down and put it in a fancy glass.

Pro vermouth gang here. I prefer my martini slippery wet.

[-] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ll do you one better. I was once at an airport bar and I heard a man order a martini without vermouth. It haunted me for days.

[-] darkfiremp3@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

And olives!

[-] MaybeItWorks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This comment made me understand why people drink martinis. I still don’t want one, though.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, just chill the vodka. Also, do NOT chill the hunter master. It is an herbal liqueur and is amazing when sipped.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve had it both room temp and frozen. I still prefer it frozen. Am I a heathen?

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You've got to use the Martini that was made with dehydrated water from the Great Nef desert.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Bartender: Okay let me get my desiccator.

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