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Too soon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] abfarid@startrek.website 54 points 2 years ago

At the risk of sounding pedantic (which I am), beaming up doesn't physically move you up, just molecularly deconstructs you on the spot.

Side note, do transporters purge poop when transporting? Cause why not, they filter stuff out anyway, might as well de-poop and de-pee.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

The dominant theory is since there are no bathrooms anywhere on any Star Trek show, the transporters would have to be involved somehow.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

They do have sonic showers. Don't remember any references to toilets tho.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It might have been a joke but I think Jonathan Franks pointed out the single bathroom on the Enterprise one time.

Yeah supposedly the clip is on Journey's End: The Saga of Star Trek - The Next Generation

https://youtu.be/UAKQzZfpaz8?si=x_jCkGKAqVRK1AEX

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That's just want you to think!

It actually disintegrates you and prints out a new clone.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Tomato, tomato.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

With the shit of course.

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago

Does the poop stay where the beamed up lad was? Because that's going to be a problem for beaming lots of people at once

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

No, of course not, it goes to the same place all other filtered contaminants go. Recycled for replicators, I presume.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

Christ that's an old one! First saw this graffiti in the 1970s

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe "too soon" was sarcasm?

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Clearly fake. The splattered shit is missing.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

who is soon and why is this for him?

Edit: Oh I see you corrected the "to/too" typo in your title. Great.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And ye olde red shirt gets to clean out the transporter

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"Of all the... Son of a... Couldn't you have waited two seconds?"

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago
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