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No Kevin (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 139 points 11 months ago

I apologize in advance, but Fido may try to sleep with you, just keep your door locked.

Aww, the little guy is welcome to snuggle - I'm a dog lover!

Fido is my cousin. He is 225lbs.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago

I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I'm not even a dog person.

[-] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 62 points 11 months ago

I'm absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn't allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

You are not a dog person.

[-] noGold@lemm.ee 33 points 11 months ago

My dog sleeps exclusively on my bed. I even sold hers, she never used it

[-] histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

What are you worried about be watched by them? Unless they are farm dogs and are dirty af then understandable

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?

[-] Sirence@feddit.de 35 points 11 months ago

Doubt it's without the owner, might be a two story building with one floor being an airbnb and the other the owners flat or some similar setup.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn't allow her puppy on her bed... well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I'm gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!

[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I’d pay extra for Kevin.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you're lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let's go to bed, Kevin.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 86 points 11 months ago
[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I instinctually downvoted that. I don't think you're a bad person, and this picture is so perfect for this post, but damn. You coulda just let me go on living my life, not knowing this fucking thing existed.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

It's from the show Preacher, based on the graphic novel of the same name.

Its actually way, way more fucked up than you think.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago
[-] KAYDUBELL@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] Evilschnuff@feddit.de 60 points 11 months ago

That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Yeah because of this name you would instead say “my dog Kevin.”

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Or just sleep in your bed or besides you…

[-] neo@feddit.de 50 points 11 months ago

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

[-] KAYDUBELL@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

[-] ilija@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] Freeman@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago
[-] ilija@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Freeman@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Ah, I mistook "american cheese" with "cheddar". The first isnt cheese, the second one is. Those american slices in the "cheese"burger, those that come out od the plastic wrapper, we in Switzerland call them "Cheddar" as well.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

American cheese often does contain actual cheddar. It's basically a cheese blend that is mixed together with sodium citrate. I live in Germany and American cheese cannot be sold as "cheese" here, the industry usually calls it "Sandwichscheiben", but maybe Switzerland is less strict.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Actually, part of the reason that American cheese cannot be called "cheese" even in the US is that it's not just cheese + sodium citrate anymore. For cost reasons, it's now cheese + butter + skim milk powder + sodium citrate.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cheddar is well worth a visit. It's a cozy, little town and the gorges are gorgeous (huehuehue). There are also awesome hiking trails around there.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

arent Airbnbs supposed to be kinda like hotel or resort getaways? Why the hell would they come with a dog? That's rather unprofessional.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 53 points 11 months ago

The og concept of airbnb is short term rental of your room for your own house, it only become these hotel thing afterward. It also help driving up rental and house value to unaffordable level.

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

I think some AirBNB options let you just rent a room in an otherwise occupied house. I’ve never done that, but pretty sure that’s the case.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 44 points 11 months ago

It is literally how the company started. It was supposed to be flat-sharing platform. Not sure where it all went to shit.

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

If I was sleeping in a strangers home my door would be shut regardless of the dog. And either locked or with luggage/ furniture in front of it. Just in case Kevin wasn't a dog. ..

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

So it asking your customers to do laundry and take put the garbage but that hasn't stopped them.

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

I've never seen a hotel that does the laundry for the guests, why would that be seen as unprofessional? Its literally your job to clean your own clothes.

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

They mean cleaning the sheets you slept on and towels you used.

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Sorry the bed sheets and towels that are provided.

[-] EasterPink@lemy.lol 1 points 11 months ago

Well why font you go to a hotel then. Blows my mind

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Because Airbnb's still have their advancedes in some areas. It really just depends on what my ultimate goal is.

[-] mononomi@feddit.nl 24 points 11 months ago

Alright ease it with the deepfrier

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 44 points 11 months ago
[-] Yadaran@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

I love seeing dumbass memes on a topic and getting the context 10 Minutes later haha

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

As long as Kevin respects consent idc what Kevin is.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
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