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“We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,”

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[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 46 points 6 months ago

Oh my god it took me too long to realise this was an onion article hahahahaha

[-] JulesTheModest@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

Ditto I somehow totally missed that since it's about Bluey.... I was thinking how risky that would be but still a good idea.

[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

Chilli playing a game of "Keepy Uppy" with Bandit 😜

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

You sly dog 👏

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Those of us over 40 know the game well

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the classic game of 600. I remember that from my childho--- oh wait.

[-] HereticalDoughnut@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Okay I’m missing something what is the count to 600 reference?

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

The article at the bottom says they taught their kids a game on Sunday nights to count to 600... implying that's how long their private time is.

[-] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I'm not American but I'm guessing it refers to sex being over in 10 minutes?

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