Oh my god it took me too long to realise this was an onion article hahahahaha
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Ditto I somehow totally missed that since it's about Bluey.... I was thinking how risky that would be but still a good idea.
Chilli playing a game of "Keepy Uppy" with Bandit 😜
You sly dog 👏
Those of us over 40 know the game well
Ah yes, the classic game of 600. I remember that from my childho--- oh wait.
Okay I’m missing something what is the count to 600 reference?
The article at the bottom says they taught their kids a game on Sunday nights to count to 600... implying that's how long their private time is.
I'm not American but I'm guessing it refers to sex being over in 10 minutes?
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