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[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

If they did not die, then they were not seconds away from it.

[-] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 8 points 6 months ago

You're always seconds away from death. Just take another breath to reset the clock.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

If you ride in a car on a highway you are seconds away. If you count your days and weeks and years in seconds, you are seconds away

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 6 months ago

It is best to approach all idioms literally

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Haha! Fooled you! I was already in the shower, with a chainsaw! So there!

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[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Better title would have been:

Someone out there is reading this while taking a shit instead of working!

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[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I already know of a couple occasions where I was close to dying. Once at 5 I split my head open and had to go to hospital for stitches, I had a tea towel held to my head to stem the flow of blood. The second time was three years ago when I was admitted to hospital because of a flare of Ulcerative Colitis (IBD, Crohn's disease is the other type) and I lost so much blood over the months I had the flare that I had to get a transfusion and iron infusion.

[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I realized it all 24 times.

this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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