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submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196
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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 99 points 11 months ago

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 48 points 11 months ago

Brb, going to rub one out. Now where did I put my belt?

[-] variants@possumpat.io 19 points 11 months ago

Just be a gentlemen and keep on chatting on discord while you tug

[-] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Make sure to moan if you’re in vc, people love that :3

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

The person that posted a book lacks social skills

You just belong to a frat

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Hey I’m taking a shit right now.

[-] carotte 88 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 16 points 11 months ago

if u didnt know, u can put alt text in between the square brackets of an image link :-)

[-] carotte 6 points 11 months ago

I didn’t know that, thank you! :D

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

"Rule #11: No more ranking animals by probable elasticity of orifices." Stop raining on my parade Discord. It's an engaging topic and all rankings are theoretical and cruelty-free.

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

♫ I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I can kill conversation as I walk into the room
I'm a three line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man ♫

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

I will not do that. My favourite server has only two rules which are:

  1. Be cool.

  2. Do not make us have to write more specific rules.

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 12 points 11 months ago

My go-to is "Don't be a dick" followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren't exhaustive.

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 11 months ago

I'll just drop this here

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

Ran a discord server for my FFXIV FC (clan/guild) and had someone join the FC and then Discord

Posted asking if we could create a thread for fan art of characters cuz they did fan art

Did so, that seemed neat

Immediately flooded the channel with their OC since BDSM IRL content and asked if we liked it

When chat was quiet for 20 minutes they said sorry and left

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

Lmfaooo talk about not reading the room

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Don't let it be your purpose in life to make someone's life more difficult.

Hopefully when people think of their interactions with you they'll find peace and pleasure in the memory.

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