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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 99 points 11 months ago

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 48 points 11 months ago

Brb, going to rub one out. Now where did I put my belt?

[-] variants@possumpat.io 19 points 11 months ago

Just be a gentlemen and keep on chatting on discord while you tug

[-] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Make sure to moan if you’re in vc, people love that :3

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

The person that posted a book lacks social skills

You just belong to a frat

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Hey I’m taking a shit right now.

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