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[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 366 points 1 year ago
[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 164 points 1 year ago

I spent five figures paying mine off two years ago.

Still 100% support my tax dollars paying for people's college. In fact, I'd love that instead of the nine wars my tax dollars are paying for instead.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd settle for interest free loans tbh...

And then do it for personal homes, too.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I'd settle for universal housing. And universal education. And universal healthcare.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why you need all of that. Let's say we agree, next you'll say people deserve clean water and steer the world away from climate disaster and genocide. You want it all!

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[-] stergro@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Australian model is also interesting. After your degree you pay a certain percentage of your income to your university for a decade or so. But only if you earn more than the average person.

This means a university gets more money when their students gets good job.

[-] dan@upvote.au 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Other points about the Australian system:

  • The cost of the university course is subsidised by the government. The government pays the majority of the cost, usually around 70-80%. For example, a Bachelor of Computer Science degree at the university I went to (Swinburne) is currently AU$9k/year (~US$5.8k) subsidised vs AU$39k/year (~US$25.4k) full price.
  • The loans for the amount you have to pay are through the government and are interest free. They're indexed for inflation once per year, but this is a much lower increase compared to interest from a bank loan.
  • You only have to pay it off once you earn over $51k/year, like you said. Repayments start at 1% of income and are paid as part of your income tax return.
  • They used to have a program where if you paid $500 or more of the loan upfront, you'd get a 10% discount (so e.g. if you paid $500, it'd reduce your loan balance by $550).

Note that this system only applies to citizens and permanent residents. International students still have to pay the full price. Having said that, Australian universities frequently advertise at college fairs in the USA, as even at the full price plus flights plus accomodation, studying in Australia can still end up cheaper than the USA, and Americans love Australia 🙂

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

This is all I care about. I was forced to refinance into private loans because the interest rates on the federal loans were fucking stupid. All I want is the loans to be more reasonable.

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[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

The problem is colleges just will keep charging more because they know people will just keep getting them knowing the gov will cover it eventually. The fix isn't to have the gov. Cover some loans, it should be to stop letting colleges be run like a private sector.

[-] III@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, they already keep charging more.

I bet if the government is footing the bill they will demand lower tuition. And unlike lowly poor people, the government is someone they will have to listen to.

You aren't wrong with your point. But both should be true.

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

colleges are charging more, and as a result, fewer students are attending.

College will once again be only for the wealthy.

But plenty of people have discovered college is not necessary to thrive in life anyway.

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[-] uis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Agreed. Tanks don't teach, don't heal, don't feed and don't pay pensions.

~~Fucking Putin~~

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Same, but I want to be reimbursed. I don’t know how people who want their debt forgiven now don’t support me being reimbursed for mine. They seriously set my life back.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Believe me, I get it. I would definitely love to have that $16,000 back.

I'd like for it to be that way too, but I think it's unlikely. On a macro level though, it's just more important to eliminate debt for the indebted, I think.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 year ago

I actually beat cancer. If they suddenly find a cure for cancer now I am going to be so fucking happy! This comment is about student loans...and fuck cancer.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Congratulations! I also hope they find a cure for cancer and I would be so happy if they did. I've never been diagnosed with it so I have no bearing on this conversation. Fuck cancer.

This comment is also about student loans. (Which I've had and paid and still hope they grant loan forgiveness, tyvm).

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

From the school of “I suffered through [x], so therefore everyone else should suffer, too, even if they don’t need to.”

There’s always going to be a cutoff point where someone has it harder or easier than those that came before. That’s just life. As long as the change wasn’t malicious, just feel good (or whatever is appropriate) for those that benefit from it.

I work in a highly contract-controlled industry, and when things improve there’s always a segment of the group that might be close to retirement or something and gets all pissed that they didn’t won’t realize the benefits of a change that will apply mostly to those that will have longer under the change. They’re the same ones that bitch that new employees didn’t suffer under whatever crappy work rules that might have existed before, too.

So yeah…people that paid off their loans, or guys that I work with that paid for some/all of their kid’s college, bitch about people catching a break on their loans. STFU and be happy that someone else caught a break.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Making things better for the next generation should always be the goal not the exception

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[-] isles@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

US student finance is for sure broken. I really hate comparing biological ills to social, though. Nobody graduates high school and says "I'm going to go sign up for cancer". Nobody says "well, if I knew cancer was going to be cured, I would have got it instead of being a plumber!" This metaphor is breaking down rapidly.

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Nobody graduates high school and says "I'm going to go sign up for cancer".

Maybe not in a literal sense, but there are plenty of people who apply for jobs which pose inherent danger to health, including increased risks of cancers, because they need the money.

No one signs up for college to take on all that student debt just because they enjoy it, it's seen as an investment in better job prospects to have a degree similar to how more dangerous jobs pay more. You've got physical danger and financial danger to consider based on your choice. Sometimes both.

[-] Kadaj21@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I have to wonder if my generation [Millenial] had any effect on university enrollments yet. My kids aren’t quite the age to talk about education plans as I had kiddos later in life @30yo (40 now). I’ll be strongly discouraging uni unless it’s completely unavoidable to what they want to do.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'm approaching 40 and have three kids from 10yo to 1yo, and I'm still going to encourage them going to college, but in a way that makes sense for them. My wife and I both work at a community college, and there's no way our kids are going to go to a 4-year right out of high school (unless they get a full scholarship for something and already know exactly what they want to do).

Too many students don't know what they want to study, don't value the education, and drive themselves into too much debt. While I highly value the education and skills gained in a bachelor's program, there's no need to be going into debt at a university to take first- and second-year courses when community colleges are effectively free (in CA, anyway)

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I mean the numbers still say that a bachelor's degree doubles or triples your lifetime earnings over a high school diploma. Moreover, an educated society benefits everyone. College is still the right move at every scale. What we need to do is make it a more equitable system.

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[-] clay830@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This comic is based on pretty childish thinking. Repaying student loans isn't a cure. It's making everyone else pay the price (either through inflation, through rising education costs, or through direct tax later).

Second, cancer isn't a choice--student loans are.

More accurately would be: I'm going to be so upset if I have to suffer even a little again to help everyone else make up for their bad decisions.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Hi I'm a fucking idiot, how can you beat cancer if there is no cure for it yet?

I thought there was a cure but I guess not a very good one since some people don't make it

[-] Bolt@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A "cure" in this situation means an essentially guaranteed method of treatment. Cancers vary greatly, with some being benign, some being very treatable, and some being extremely deadly (at least with current technology).

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Indeed. Beat it, but at what cost.

My mum beat cancer. She lost parts of her body in the process and chemo changed her physically (her hair and nails never came back the same). It took three years of regular testing to finally be given the "you're officially cancer free" verdict. Three tense years.

All that said she's incredibly lucky not only to have beat it but not to have to live with additional medication due to it. I know somebody who lost a lot more and while is alive now needs a lifetime of medication to "put in" what the partial removed organs no longer produce.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Cancer, as far as I'm aware, goes into remission and isn't cured. Remission is when there isn't any detectable signs of a cancer mass or growth in your body. So imaging doesn't pick up any tumors, your blood work doesn't indicate any hormonal changes, and biopsies come back negative.

A cure would be like say there is no cancer and it won't come back. Remission is more like we have no evidence of cancer and x% of maintain that state for x years.

Fun fact: your body is constantly making cancerous cells, but you have the ability to detect and destroy them before they get out of hand. Keep that immune system strong.

Did you know that you can cure your meat and beat it?

Maybe not in that order.

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[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Right now, the main option to "beat" cancer is to poison yourself until enough of the cancerous cells die, along with killing the normal healthy cells. Even then, that only works for certain types of cancer, and that's only if it is treated early enough.

https://www.nuffieldtrust.org.uk/resource/cancer-survival-rates

A cure would ideally work safely against all types and stages.

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[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

This analogy doesn't really work though. Most people don't willingly receive cancer. I think the thought process is you chose to borrow that money now it's your responsibility to pay it back. If you worked an entire year to pay off your student loan debt and another person doesn't work and their loans are paid off, you worked an entire year for free. Essentially slave labor. Anyone would be grateful when someone beats cancer but watching everyone around you get free handouts while you did what you are supposed to, I can see why people aren't a fan of the idea. I paid off my student loans during COVID and I never expected any money back but I'd be lying if I said getting that money back now would not be extremely helpful in my life. I'm grateful that people are getting their loans forgiven. College shouldn't cost remotely what it does.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

When it's the only option for an education I would say willingly is a bit strong of a word.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Most people don’t willingly receive cancer.

When I was a kid, my parents were able to set aside money for my benefit in advance so that when I started college I had enough for tuition, housing, and a car. When I graduated, I even had enough left over for a down payment on a starter home.

I didn't get to choose this. It was decided for me the day I was born. It was given to me purely by dint of who my parents happened to be and where I lived. In other countries, everyone has access to this level of ~~public health care~~ cough excuse me cough higher education. But I had to rely on a private system that rewarded people with the means to accumulate financial surplus.

Also, my mom smoked when she was younger. But when she started trying to get pregnant, she quit. If she'd continued smoking through the pregnancy, it would have significantly increased my chance to develop some form of childhood cancer. Again, this was not something I got to choose. It was purely a consequence of my parents' decisions.

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[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well this is a poor taste take on a common sense issue .

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

You might be taking it too literally. It's a joke because the take is bad, on purpose. The entire point is people unironically have this position on student loans when it's obviously fucking stupid to have that opinion on anything.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

I finally paid off my student loans!

If they suddenly forgive student loans given to people now, I'm gonna be so mad.

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[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

"I paid off all of my student loans myself, it's not fair for the government just forgive loans from other people!"

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

In the US it’s common for people to say that they shouldn't cancel student loan debts because it would be unfair to people who have already paid theirs back.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

People who have paid off their student loans are allegedly opposed to the government forgiving student loans for people that are financially burdened by them.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I worked my ass off to pay off my student loans, and I wish it upon no one. It didn't teach me shit except fuck capitalism. School should be socialized and free. And fuck cancer!

[-] postscarce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm still paying off loans and will be for the next 8 years. I'm ineligible for forgiveness now because I consolidated with a private lender. I hope everyone gets their debt wiped, even if I can't. Education should be free to begin with.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

A common “reason” for why student loans shouldn’t be paid off by the government is that it would be unfair to everyone who has already paid off their student loans.

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[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I hope they find a cure because even if you beat cancer, it can still come back.

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[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I spent five figures paying mine off two years ago.

Still 100% support my tax dollars paying for people's college. In fact, I'd love that instead of the nine wars my tax dollars are paying for instead.

[-] TeamBrett@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Where does the forgiveness come from? After paying for my education I now pay a bunch of taxes, I assume that's what is paying for their education? So the cartoon should say, I just fought and beat cancer and now I need to go work on a cute. "They" cutting cancer is not the same.

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