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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 70 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Also: Which 2 states are the sane ones where this would be illegal?

Edit: California and Maryland. And you can have one in California, if you get a special permit.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because. Also, flamethrower aren't considered weapons by the government, so the only states that limits you from buying one is California and Ohio and Maryland banned them.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 years ago

Ohio has a ban too? The company that makes these is based in Ohio lol

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not a ban, a restriction. Like California, you need a permit. Sorry if I made that confusing.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

Well now I'm definitely going to have to save up $10,000 for a flame-throwing robot dog.

How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

[-] Juice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago

The only defense against a bad guy with a flame throwing robot dog, is a good guy with a flame throwing robot dog

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about a neutral girl with a flame throwing robot dog?

[-] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Believe it or not, a chaotic neutral or lawful good girl with a flame throwing robot dog. There are some nuances if you’re using Pathfinder.

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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

Build a tesla coil for $100.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

What if their flame thrower range is longer than the range of my Tesla coil?

Also, how will I get my revenge?

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

Also, how will I get my revenge?

With a fire-extinguisher robot dog?

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[-] hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 years ago
[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 42 points 2 years ago

What possible use case is there for this that isn't a felony of some description?

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

Gonna assume controlled burns in difficult terrain.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 25 points 2 years ago

Also the reason that flamethrowers aren't illegal in most states, since being able to project flame makes controlled burns a lot easier.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

Deer hunting. Don't think, just buy one and do it. It's the American way.

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[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I say that, but I, in no way, want that to happen.

But yeah, Boston Dynamic have long said that they don't want their robots weaponised, but here we are seeing it happen.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Employees trying to unionize.

At least it seems like that sort of thing never ends up being a felony...

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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 31 points 2 years ago

"The Mechanical Hound slept but did not sleep, lived but did not live in its gently humming, gently vibrating, softly illuminated kennel back in a dark corner of the firehouse"

Here we go...

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

I hate this but it's hilarious. It's a microcosm of everything that's making me depressed right now, and somehow that's precisely why it's amazing.

[-] Nerrad@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Lying on my bed, my new dog will keep me warm on cool winter nights.

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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 years ago

This is a great day! I think we can ALL agree that it's been deeply frustrating to be priced out of the flame throwing robot dog market for so long.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago

This is an absolute W for flamethrowing robot dog enthusiasts everywhere.

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[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Israeli Military have entered the chat.

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Imagine telling your insurance about your newest purchase.

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

So how much for a shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to its head?

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I'd settle for some ill-tempered sea bass.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Fire-extinguisher robot dogs in 3, 2, ...

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[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Great. Which country has your bet for the first country to sic these on their enemies?

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Totally replacing my snowblower with one of these

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

*...30-foot flame-throwing range, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth"

Is that wifi6? 🤔

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[-] antler@feddit.rocks 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anyone able to loan me under $10,000? It's for something really cool.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

Even less money for a real dog and flame-thrower....

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[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I need it for personal protection.

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Can I just get a robot dog armed with a super soaker? That would be hilarious.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Whatever happened to all the people that bought the Boring Company flamethrower?

They'd be a good customer base for this, but strangely I never hear how they're getting on now

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Considering it was a Musk product, it probably fell apart in their hands the first time they tried to pull the trigger. If it didn't explode in their faces.

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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago
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[-] dbilitated@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just... I don't even know what to do with that.

it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?

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[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago
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