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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 70 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Also: Which 2 states are the sane ones where this would be illegal?

Edit: California and Maryland. And you can have one in California, if you get a special permit.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Because. Also, flamethrower aren't considered weapons by the government, so the only states that limits you from buying one is California and Ohio and Maryland banned them.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 5 months ago

Ohio has a ban too? The company that makes these is based in Ohio lol

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not a ban, a restriction. Like California, you need a permit. Sorry if I made that confusing.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago

Well now I'm definitely going to have to save up $10,000 for a flame-throwing robot dog.

How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

[-] Juice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago

The only defense against a bad guy with a flame throwing robot dog, is a good guy with a flame throwing robot dog

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What about a neutral girl with a flame throwing robot dog?

[-] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Believe it or not, a chaotic neutral or lawful good girl with a flame throwing robot dog. There are some nuances if you’re using Pathfinder.

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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

Build a tesla coil for $100.

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[-] hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago
[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 42 points 5 months ago

What possible use case is there for this that isn't a felony of some description?

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

Gonna assume controlled burns in difficult terrain.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 25 points 5 months ago

Also the reason that flamethrowers aren't illegal in most states, since being able to project flame makes controlled burns a lot easier.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Deer hunting. Don't think, just buy one and do it. It's the American way.

[-] vegaquake@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

get a nice char on them fuckers while they twitchin

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[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago
[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I say that, but I, in no way, want that to happen.

But yeah, Boston Dynamic have long said that they don't want their robots weaponised, but here we are seeing it happen.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Employees trying to unionize.

At least it seems like that sort of thing never ends up being a felony...

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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 31 points 5 months ago

"The Mechanical Hound slept but did not sleep, lived but did not live in its gently humming, gently vibrating, softly illuminated kennel back in a dark corner of the firehouse"

Here we go...

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago

I hate this but it's hilarious. It's a microcosm of everything that's making me depressed right now, and somehow that's precisely why it's amazing.

[-] Nerrad@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Lying on my bed, my new dog will keep me warm on cool winter nights.

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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 5 months ago

This is a great day! I think we can ALL agree that it's been deeply frustrating to be priced out of the flame throwing robot dog market for so long.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 5 months ago

This is an absolute W for flamethrowing robot dog enthusiasts everywhere.

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[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Israeli Military have entered the chat.

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Imagine telling your insurance about your newest purchase.

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

So how much for a shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to its head?

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

I'd settle for some ill-tempered sea bass.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago

Fire-extinguisher robot dogs in 3, 2, ...

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[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Great. Which country has your bet for the first country to sic these on their enemies?

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Totally replacing my snowblower with one of these

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

*...30-foot flame-throwing range, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth"

Is that wifi6? 🤔

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[-] antler@feddit.rocks 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Anyone able to loan me under $10,000? It's for something really cool.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

Even less money for a real dog and flame-thrower....

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[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just want one that delivers a beer and a hunk of summer sausage.

But a flamethrower? I guess...sure?

burns down house during summer sausage delivery

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[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

I need it for personal protection.

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[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Whatever happened to all the people that bought the Boring Company flamethrower?

They'd be a good customer base for this, but strangely I never hear how they're getting on now

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Considering it was a Musk product, it probably fell apart in their hands the first time they tried to pull the trigger. If it didn't explode in their faces.

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[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago
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[-] dbilitated@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just... I don't even know what to do with that.

it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 5 months ago

Sorry mortgage deposit, something else has come up

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Can I just get a robot dog armed with a super soaker? That would be hilarious.

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