You were doing OK, till you got to the kale...

I looked at this image and thought damn that looks kinda tasty, miss me with that kale though.

Then I read the community is shittyfoodporn.

Am I broken guys?

A lot of people would post this in c/foodporn instead. While I would find that an overstatement I also think it looks much too good for posting it here ...

This actually looks fairly decent. Most appetizing looking dish I've seen here so far and one of the few things I'd actually consider eating.

If you invert the colors and textures of that image ..... that's what your butt will look like when you eat this stuff