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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 116 points 7 months ago

The only sort of people who would accept this deal are the ones you don’t want near your children.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

I read that a few times thinking they meant the rent was normally that amount and the live in baby sitter wouldn't have to pay it. That would count as their pay. Still a stupid idea but... Yeah as it's wrote, wtf?!

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 7 months ago

Its for church, honey. Next!

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Omg, they were roommates with the children!

[-] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 47 points 7 months ago

Update: the kids and babysitter are gone and the rent for the room is late. Cops wont even foot the internet bill, I cant believe I let them be the ones to investigate this

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 41 points 7 months ago

In my area, they call it "wife."

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

Certainly people are chomping at the bit for such a position!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 7 months ago

"Pay us to live in our house, bathe with us, and watch our kids."

[-] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that tracks for Lakewood.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Are you nearby? Where is this? Is it like a trashy city?

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

Lakewood is a city that only exists because Tacoma banned the filming of Cops, and so Lakewood split off to continue getting money from the production company.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Hey now. It also exists to provide off-base housing for young soldiers with 20% APR car loans.

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Someone needs to report these people to social services. They’re going to end up with some criminal taking an interest in this ad, at best. Who wants that job, if they aren’t family or close friends with the person posting it? Probably some child predator, unfortunately. I wouldn’t be surprised if people like this left their kids at home alone, after not finding a babysitter. I can’t stand people like that.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

Is there a !beggingchoosers somewhere? lol

[-] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 7 months ago

Isn't there a choosybeggers on Lemmy?

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I would apply do my absolute best to get the job as if I'm really excited about the opportunity, let them make plans and stuff then just not show up.

If they call, me screaming that I need to look after their kids so they can go on vacation, that's when you start negotiating a price, since you have literally nothing to lose, even if they "fire" you that's still a positive.

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago

Wouldn't even do this even if there was a lambo given as compensation. This sounds absolutely terrible.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Expound on this "shared shower".

[-] Tebbie@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This is called trying to get rid of your kids and TV in one night with no work on your part. Sadly it comes with jail time.

[-] Powdermilkman@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I had to double take thinking this must be a local sub. I'm in South Tacoma so I know that area well lol.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Then this guy shows up.

this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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