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I don't particularly want my new profile to have that meth chic look.

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[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 97 points 6 months ago

Wow. You are one ugly lady.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago
[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 28 points 6 months ago

Whatever, bearded lady.

Circus in town?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago

Would I be in town if it wasn't?

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The long gray beard says "biker in his 60s" but the smooth, (mostly) unblemished skin says "I just learned to drive."

Also if this is shortly after shaving, it might just be razor burn. It's clearly been a while so your skin might just be angry and not used to blades.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

I am an old fashioned guy in his 40s.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Splitting the difference, then.

[-] qisope@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

got that "just learned to ride a motorcycle in my 40s" look

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I have never learned to ride a motorcycle. They scare me.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 months ago

got that "about to have a midlife crisis and learn how to ride a motorcycle" look

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[-] kometes@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I've had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 50 points 6 months ago

Don't listen to Big pharma just keep picking at it and make an open wound like GOD intended

[-] die444die@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I have this and it is exactly how mine looks too. It also clears up generally within a couple of days after I shave. I also get it on my scalp and on my sternum, which I think is common with it.

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[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 39 points 6 months ago

How is shaving off a reverse Mohawk in your beard making you look more presentable?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 95 points 6 months ago
[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 40 points 6 months ago

That style is so last year

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago

Look, I can't keep up with you kids at my age.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Lemmy, sing to us ace of spades!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I may be on Lemmy, but I could only hope to be Lemmy.

If it helps though, despite it being 4/20, I'm drinking port.

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[-] PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

I‘d use Ketozolin shampoo regularly. This looks like tinea barbea.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Definitely some form of fungal skin infection. If the ketoconazol shampoo doesn't work talk to a skin doctor for some anitfungal pills. It'll clear up in a few weeks.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Lean all in, wear an old civil war uniform (ideally Union but if you want some of that southern strange you could go Confederate) and work on your thousand mile stare. It's like peacocking!

It'll attract someone. (But I won't be held responsible for the type of someone).

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I don't know if my wife would want me attracting anyone, right or wrong.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

She into dudes from the 1800s? Profile pic still stands!

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[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago

It looks like some sort of fungal infection to me. Watch the redness go away within 48 hours, now that that area gets sunlight.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

I have had a beard for years and shaved it awhile ago. Same thing. Goes away in a few days in the sun for me.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 17 points 6 months ago

I have to admit that that is not at all what I imagined the bottom third of your face to look like.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Neither did my face, but it's used to it.

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[-] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 17 points 6 months ago

If you use to have lot of flake it might be seborrheic dermatitis it's mostly give a lot of weird yellow flake but if i shave the skin under the flake look like that

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[-] HatchetHaro 16 points 6 months ago

Easy solution to this problem: Photoshop it.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 6 months ago

Looks like you shaved more than hair off.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I get that after having a beard and using my CPAP, I think it's pressure sores. I use some dandruff shampoo on my skin and it clears up in about a week.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I have dandruff shampoo. I'll try that, thanks.

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[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

At least you have a Chin when you shave.

Some of us, not so lucky.

[-] remotedev@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 months ago

I have a couple of em

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

i haven't shaved in like 3 years.

I'm scared to shave to be frankly honest. I don't want to know what i look like.

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

This is one of the reasons humans have to evolve past hair and become completely smooth. Fucking facial and body hair, I swear...

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I got laser hair removal all over my body* fifteen years ago. Best decision ever.

*got rid of all body hair except for eyelashes, eyebrows, and the hair on top of my head.

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[-] kernelle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Nobody made a Motorhead joke yet? This is Lemmy goddammit!

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[-] autumn_rain@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Hopefully it's going to be okay. It could be staph infection or cellulitis going on.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Hopefully it's just really bad razor burn, but it could be anything. I'm in poor health right now for non-skin related reasons, but it could definitely have an effect there. We'll have to see.

Either way, it annoyed me that I went from "I'll make myself look presentable" to "well, so much for that idea" just because I did the thing you're supposed to do in order to look more presentable.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 23 points 6 months ago

A beard is perfectly presentable so long as it is trimmed and tidy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nothing some make-up or a bit of photo-editing can't fix in a pinch.

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[-] madkins@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I used to get something similar under my beard/mustache. I'll use a tiny bit of this shampoo periodically and it controls it quite well (assuming it's fungal). Head and Shoulders might work too. https://a.co/d/2nMo1nH

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I've gotten that as well. I have had success using rubbing alcohol on those spots. Also helps to use an alcohol aftershave.

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