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england rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by minimar@lemmy.world to c/196
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[-] Xeelee@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.

[-] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

[-] GwiwerGoch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] LuckingFurker 29 points 1 year ago

No more England please. Signed, An English Person

[-] Inq@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳

[-] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Soul not hole!

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

... oh, nevermind.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

He can still go to Ireland passport free

[-] Inq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She, though you're not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim

[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Bye bye England!!!

[-] gdrhnvfhj@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 year ago

Definitly no more England!

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

[-] CaptainLemmit@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago

Well goodbye England I guess

[-] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

[-] cupcakezealot 5 points 1 year ago

the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3

england can shove off

[-] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

What country’s next, the Netherlands?

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf

[-] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Nederland, Europe's largest dry dock.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.

[-] Smorty 2 points 1 year ago

What has England done? Am Iissing something?

[-] Anangrierterrarian 7 points 1 year ago

Its England, that should clear things up

[-] Smorty 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.

[-] Anangrierterrarian 2 points 1 year ago

Np always here to try and help where i can

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