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[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago

Everyone should shave their head at least once. You can see if your head shape matches your family. You can see any past injuries to your skull that you might have encountered as a baby, too. If you shave your skull and see old, severe injuries, that you don’t remember having had, or were never in your medical file, they might have occurred when you were an infant. I had a dad that used to punch things when he was mad. He even punched me several times when I was a young child. I shaved my head and I can see indents that look like knuckle marks on my skull, that must have happened when my skull was still kind of soft and plates were forming together. I took him out for a late lunch weeks ago, and he had the nerve to ask me “where did you get those marks on your head?” I looked him right in the eye and said, “it must have been from childhood.” He later had what doctors thought was a stroke, and I was the only person home to take him to the hospital. He said he was “having trouble remembering things.” I think he started remembering what he did to me as a baby, and is now faking dementia. I get to look at my skull every day in the mirror, between making him dinner, doing his laundry, and cleaning his house for him.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 72 points 6 months ago

Wow. You might want to look into therapy, that sounds intense.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 months ago
[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

The IP addresses of the above two Lemmy users probably lead to a local law enforcement office because that’s how corrupt our local law enforcement offices have become now. I get to be verbally abused online by exes in law enforcement, and all of their law enforcement friends.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 47 points 6 months ago

Okay, now I'm definitely recommending therapy. Not because I'm making any judgement about you, but because that sounds like a lot to deal with. Please, take care of yourself...

(No, I'm not in law enforcement)

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

What the actual fuck?

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Tap for spoilerTroll is trolling. Don’t feed the troll.

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

No, I’m not trolling. I’m being abused by cyber stalkers. They keep making new accounts to stalk and harass me. Some of the names of their accounts are the same as the ones that stalked and harassed me on Reddit.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 months ago

https://lemmy.world/post/14375546

I had a read of this and I now sincerely apologize. I don’t think you’re trolling. I think you’re struggling with something that would best be addressed in a quiet setting with a professional. I’m not trying to rile you up. I’ve personally gained a lot of QOL upgrades from talking to a psychologist in the past.

These thoughts might have a basis in reality, but the way your brain is dealing with and amplifying them is not normal or healthy.

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Umm. If you are having this type of issue for reals, I would talk to the instance admins and mods. I know it is just whack-a-mole on trying to get away from determined bad actors, but using a VPN, making a new username you have never used anywhere, and sanity checking all of your security is a start. Scorch earth your machines and phone if you have to. Wipe them all and start over. If it will make you feel better, take a look at Opnsense or Pfsense and setup a firewall. There are other hardware firewall solutions out there too.

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Thank you. That’s all I would like to see happen: For the mods to determine if some of these immediate downvotes and rude comments are coming from the same IP address each time.

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Oh no are you one of these weird gangstalking conspiracy theorists?

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

My father had schizophrenia and said many of the same type of things you're saying here. Until he was medicated, he also saw these grand conspiracies to harass and threaten him. Once he received treatment, he learned to discern what was and was not real.

I urge you to seek help. Do what he did: set up two evaluations with psychiatrists and get the results. Then, without telling anyone if your intentions, pick a random date and time, drive way out of town, and check yourself into an ER or mental health facility for an emergency psych eval. See if the results match. All three of his did and he realized there was no way this grand conspiracy by shadow actors could have orchestrated it.

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Did your father also have ex boyfriends in law enforcement who happen to hate him? It is more likely that you should be screened for mental illness since you might have a hereditary predisposition to it.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Yeah, he also responded by deflecting when people tried to offer help or pointed out that his stories didn't make sense. I'm sure it's exhausting to always defend an ever-growing, increasingly implausible narrative.

I honestly hope you can find peace, regardless of the source of your trouble.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Go to a different state and do it. You don’t sound well. Cops lie and plant evidence yes, but cops aren’t out there specifically targeting the Lemmy accounts of their exes to say to get therapy to deal with probable trauma.

This sounds like a clinical paranoia. I’m not a mental health professional though, I can’t clear you.

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Hey, I’ll be sure to remind you to seek mental help if you ever have exes in law enforcement and find yourself facing the same problems.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah I probably will. It sounds like a traumatic experience. I’m not discounting the fact that if what you say is accurate it’s probably serious psychological trauma. What I’m saying is that no matter which is true you could probably use professional help.

Or don’t I’m a stranger. But I’m a stranger who knows there’s no shame in needing help. And you can always seek a professional who will let you bring a trusted friend along

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I already have. I have already been evaluated. I have also had head CT’s taken.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Lmaoooo, yeah the commie is for sure a cop 💀

Never call me a pig again

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You know how Thor threatened to kill the guy who cut his hair?

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago
[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

Surprisingly, only 10% of that is his scalp.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 21 points 6 months ago

Oh shit, my phrenology class is gonna love this!

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Phrenologically aerodynamic

[-] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Cranially endowed

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Wait... There is a phrenology class? What university?

[-] nick@midwest.social 18 points 6 months ago

The Dave Bautista head

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Had he never touched his own head before?

[-] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Why would you touch your own head? I just pay other people to do that job

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Yvie Oddly?

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I thought that I had wavy hair
Until I shaved. Instead
I find that I have straight hair
And a very wavy head

  • Wavy Hair, Shel Silverstein
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