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Better call Nermall (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 8 months ago by RoseTintedGlasses to c/garfieldism
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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 5 points 8 months ago

"Your honor, it was Monday"

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Nermall is already the prosecutor, which honestly might improve your chances if Garfield decides to spite Nermall. It'd still be un uphill battle to win over Judge Doc Boy, but Garfield could theoretically do it.

Your best bet is to hope for a mistrial from court clerk Odie eating an important document or bailiff Jon failing to maintain order.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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garfield is a queer icon and im tired of pretending he's not, he's for the queers who are just a little bit eepy, for the queers who just want to eat and laze about, he's also canonically an enby who goes by he/him pronouns

idk i just decided to make this space for anyone who wants to post garfield memes and general garfield related stuff because there's like only one other garfield comm on lemmy that i could find and its just one guy posting the garfield comic that was released today 45 years ago (unironically pretty cool though ngl)

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