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[-] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago

"Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing."

  • Dalinar Kholin
[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I am typically this when someone accuses me of being a hypocrite. Either way, I certainly do tolerate it though, in fact I have a system for it.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

Whoa I've never thought this thought. Thank you for sharing.

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[-] sunaurus@lemm.ee 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a simple man:

“What day is it?” asked Pooh.

“It’s today,” squeaked Piglet.

“My favorite day,” said Pooh.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

Anatole France

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago

The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.

From the Magic: The Gathering card "Blood of the Martyr"

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[-] TTH4P@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

[-] FederatedSaint@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

When working on an office, it's great and all that you have "the power of accurate observation" but god our Debbie downer is insufferable.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

This too shall pass.

No matter how good or bad your life is, there will ways be change.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

That works both ways though. Even the fable where the quote originated had that as a takeaway.

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[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 24 points 1 year ago

“The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy.”

― Abraham Lincoln 1864

[-] Unmapped@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."

  • H.G. Wells
[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago

“1 in a million chances happen 9 times out of 10”
— Terry Pratchett

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

David Foster Wallace: You'll stop worrying* what others think about you when you realize how seldom they do.

* It might 'caring' rather than 'worrying', I'm not sure, and can't be bothered finding the book to check it.

It's also possible that DFW didn't coin this phrase.

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

”A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts.” Alan Watts

I think it’s just a reminder of the pointlessness of overthinking. I find it poignant because I spend a lot of time lost in rumination, myself

[-] SpaceXplorer_8042@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

Change your perspective... and the reality changes!

That's what a daycare npc told me in Pokemon Black. Although I haven't really found much use for the quote, it has stuck with me for long.

[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Change and comfort rarely come together"

  • Unattributed quote from a manager I work with
[-] boatswain@infosec.pub 17 points 1 year ago

"To know which questions are unanswerable, and to not answer them: this is the skill that is most needful in times of stress and darkness."

  • Ursula K. LeGuin, The Left Hand of Darkness
[-] charonn0@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago

What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

-Paarthurnax

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[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Comparison is the thief of happiness.

I have many favorites, but this comes to mind often.

Fear shrinks the brain.

Is another good one.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 year ago
[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I like that. Also, “if they want you to be afraid, they don’t want you to think.”

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[-] root@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago

If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it's not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.

  • H. H. Dalai Lama
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Off the top of my head, I'm going to go with Hanlon's razor: "Don't attribute to malice what is adequately explained by stupidity"

Although, it's somewhat complicated by the existence of willful or lazy ignorance.

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I am better off than he is – for he knows nothing, and thinks he knows. I neither know nor think I know.

  • Socrates
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[-] Rottcodd@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

"You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this and you will find strength." - Marcus Aurelius

[-] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Rottcodd@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Sort of.

More it's just the way I've pretty much always been. Before I was even really aware of it, I apparently figured out that I couldn't control the outside world but I could control how I reacted to it, so that was what I focused on. One could sort of say that I did it simply because it made sense to me, but even that makes it sound more conscious than it was. It's more that it just never occurred to me to do things any other way.

It was only much later that I discovered that there was a philosophy called "stoicism" that advocated that.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Haha but really my favorite quote is

Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

Really helps me feel better about the fact that I'm a 28 year old man who exclusively watches anime

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[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Life is a comedy to those who think, but a tragedy to those who feel.

  • Horace Walpole
[-] Gnorv@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Don't let quotes tell you what to think.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

“Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.”

-Hunter S. Thompson

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[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Choosing proprietary tools and services for your free software project ultimately sends a message to downstream developers and users of your project that freedom of all users—developers included—is not a priority.

— Matt Lee, https://www.linuxjournal.com/content/opinion-github-vs-gitlab

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[-] Bebo@literature.cafe 11 points 1 year ago

"“That’s not fair, you know. If we knew when we were going to die, people would lead better lives.” IF PEOPLE KNEW WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO DIE, I THINK THEY PROBABLY WOULDN’T LIVE AT ALL."

From Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett.

[-] 5PACEBAR@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"The world is cruel but you don’t have to be"

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Though there are questions as to its veracity, "a delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad". As an artist, this is the reason I'll never rush things and spend ample time on my art.

[-] heatermcteets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From Frank Herbert’s Dune

Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test that it’s a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

[-] 5PACEBAR@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Soulmates are not found. They're made.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If you fall asleep with an itchy butt you’ll wake up with a smelly finger.

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If they gave Jerry Falwell's corpse an enema, they could bury him in a matchbox.

Christopher Hitchens

[-] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Don't do what you think you have to do... only do what you absolutely must do

[-] xhieron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We have not created the heavens and the earth and everything in between except for a purpose. And the Hour is certain to come, so forgive graciously.

15:85 Quran

[-] Bebo@literature.cafe 6 points 1 year ago

"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"

From Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

A new one I heard from Nightcrawler, he probably quoted someone else...

"Love is best measured by the things we forgive. "

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