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submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196

I made this shitty meme myself!

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[-] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.run 36 points 1 year ago

Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

[-] HeyLow 27 points 1 year ago
[-] Semivir 25 points 1 year ago

Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

[-] steakmeoutt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 29 points 1 year ago

Should be spelled "Kilmer".

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Same with with "Pattison", he forgot the n before -son

[-] Getting6409@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[-] frazw@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".

[-] dukatos@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 year ago

West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously

[-] Brocon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

[-] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You know what? You're absolutely right.

[-] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Conroy. Definitely Conroy.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] blackouttripleseven 8 points 1 year ago
[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] GorGor@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?

It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!

[-] jherazob@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Can i select two? Because yeah, Keaton, but Adam West is for everybody

[-] JayObey711@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] blackouttripleseven 3 points 1 year ago

is he stupid

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

I really enjoy... everything about Pattison's batman and The Batman itself - looking forward to the sequel.

[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

[-] FakeGreekGirl 3 points 1 year ago

You forgot someone

[-] Lladra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.

[-] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

No, one of those memes where OP can't spell worth shit, and doesn't care enough to check

[-] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fair. I expect malicious intent on other social media platforms, but not so much on fedi.

[-] JayObey711@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Pure, West.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Lewis Wilson

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