need someone to put together a batting average of how often this dog calculates right
Pointless. He has always been right.
but how often do Thursdays occur? his powers are so strong they must be studied.
The dog is never wrong. It only becomes Thursday because the dog decrees it.
Before dog, there were no Thursdays
Fuck off
If only...
That dog's biological clock is atomic.
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