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[-] whodatdair 84 points 7 months ago

Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago

Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.

  • has 0 or more friends

There we go

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 7 months ago

What about me? I have -1 friends

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.

You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet..

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fucking check ✔️

Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn't easy.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.

Sources: me.

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 months ago

Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are ‘sign-bros’.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don't have a few friends.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 14 points 7 months ago

I’m having a terrible day today but it’s probably just because Bees are in retrograde

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 7 months ago

The bot revolution has begun, they're meming at us now

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯

[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 points 7 months ago

Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.

[-] topinambourrex@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!

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